Behold Brethren! This is your Commander Gluteus Maximus from the Roman Army. My goal is for everyone to maximize their gluteus. I will analyze your fitness history, and tell your lazy ass to gmove until you look in the mirror and make yourself proud.
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Channel age: 546 days
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